Women bitch, it is part of our DNA. We get with our best gal pals and bitch about what we find irritating. So let’s have a bitchfest with this Emerald Rain cocktail.
The recipe for the Emerald Rain Cocktail is at the bottom of this post. What makes it unique is when you mix blue liquor with a yellow juice it then becomes green! It is the perfect cocktail for a bitchfest!
Let’s Have A Bitchfest
Let’s have a bitch fest. Now that got your attention, didn’t it? One thing that is great about having a girls night is that we get to blow off steam. Plus we get to bitch about what is going on in our lives.
Baby Got Back
Now, not sure how to bitch to your girlfriends? Remember that video, “Baby Got Back?” The opening scene of that video:
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys’ girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like out there
I mean gross, look
That is bitching to your girlfriends.
Let’s Bitch About Clothes
So let get this bitchfest started. First thing I want to bitch about ladies is, why the pajamas bottoms for regular clothes?
I mean come on, are we that lazy that we can not change out of pajamas to go to the store or even the doctors? I know they are comfortable. Yeah, but you look like a slob.
We Are Not Toddlers
We are women, not toddlers. It isn’t cute looking wearing fuzzy pajama bottoms as regular pants. So after 5 years old, those fuzzy pajamas as clothes stop be being cute on a girl.
Speaking of clothes, I know more designers are embracing plus size clothing. Which is good. They realized women do have curves.
All I want is a sexy, sophisticated outfit that does not look like a potato sack on me. I do have curves and they can be made to show I do have a nice body.
I don’t want sleazy. I don’t want potato sack, I want normal. Is that too much to ask these designers.
We Have Curves
Most women wear a size 10-16 in clothing. Give us decent clothing. No wonder these girls are wearing pajamas as clothes. They need real women models to show real clothes can be cute.
Yes when comes to being confident in clothes I do have strong opinions on this. Most of it is because I am a plus size woman. I am tired of fashion saying you cant look good if you plus size.
In the fashion world, if plus you are a slob, so they design these clothes that is potato sacks. Then you have the other extreme, it so skimpy it shows bulge on your body. Can we please have a middle ground?
Girl Just Bitch
Fashion has so much of a bitch fest essence to it. What is your bitch about fashion? Let it out girl, let’s hear it!
This is good to bitch about a topic. I should do a bitch fest post once a month and let everyone sound off about a topic. Bitching is good for the soul.
Emerald Rain Cocktail
So now that we had a good bitchfest. Let’s talk this cocktail. There is nothing like bitching over cocktails.
Sometimes we bitch because of we jealous. Green is the color of envy. Plus we all know about Irish tempers too, right?
So that is why I choose to do this cocktail for this post. I knew was green and perfect for a bitchfest. Also it perfect for St Patricks Day.
Hey, I am Irish, I do have an Irish temper and this is a cocktail lifestyle blog. It is the perfect combo. So cheers my ladies and let bitch it up!
Emerald Rain Cocktail is a fruity drink you love having with your girlfriends!
- 2 ounces Hpnotiq
- 1 ounce vodka
- 1/2 ounce lemonade
- 1/4 of a freshly squeezed lime
- dash of bitters
Shake all the ingredients in a shaker with ice.
Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with a lime and CHEERS!
When you mix the blue of the Hpnotiq with the yellow of the lemonade it becomes green!